Loulou Farquhar aka Trixie Bloom escaped this mortal realm suddenly in the early hours of 4th of May 2022 at the age of 55, at home in La Alpujarra, Andalucia, Spain. She died from heart complications arising from the pollen allergies and bronchitis she’d been suffering from for many years. She will be sorely missed … Read more
Hi! My name’s Trixie Bloom and I’m an Author and Comedian. I’ve reached a certain stage in life where my hormones are going crazy in all kinds of unexpected ways, and my beautiful flower has turned into a potted plant, so basically, I’m fundraising in order to rejuvenate my slightly worn vagina. I will be … Read more
The latest comedy short from Trixie Bloom – available to read now on Medium and Wattpad! Trixie Bloom is the author of Misadventures of a Femme Fatale – Part One – Facebook Blues, a comedy romance about what happens when you chase your past, and Trixercise, an exercise and diet spoof with real exercises.
Readers: Where to Find Books All Trixie Bloom titles are at least 50% off at the following places, and since they are already on sale, that brings the price of Misadventures of a Femme Fatale – Part 1 – Facebook Blues down to an incredible $1.48 !! And Trixercise Part One – Loving Yourself Hurts … Read more
Is this really the year of the Woman? Can I burn my bra and apply lipstick without feeling guilty? The good thing is, if I did actually burn my bra, I could make my own natural one, by simply slinging my love-pillows over my shoulders. Hence why I would need the lipstick – to … Read more
This New Year (2018) Trixie talks about her New Year resolutions and predictions, as well as the usual book review, advice on fashion and lifestyle, health and fitness tips… Watch this comedy podcast, featuring New Year resolutions and predictions, book reviews and advice on fashion, lifestyle and health and fitness. Full Transcript Trixie … Read more
This week Trixie talks about gangsters and queefing, as well as the usual book review, advice on fashion and lifestyle, health and fitness tips… Watch this comedy podcast on YouTube, featuring queefing, gangsta’s, book reviews and advice on fashion, lifestyle and health and fitness. Full Transcript Hello! Welcome to the T.T.T., I hope … Read more
Trixie’s Tiny Taverna ♥ Episode 3 This week Trixie meets special guest star Daneerys Targarden, from Game of Thrones, and talks about vegetables, Karen Carpenter and bricklaying… Watch this comedy podcast featuring special guest from Game of Thrones, book reviews and advice on fashion, lifestyle and health and fitness. Full Transcript Welcome to … Read more
Watch this comedy podcast featuring cock twerking, book reviews and advice on fashion, lifestyle and health and fitness. Trixie’s Tiny Taverna – Episode 1 Hello! and welcome to Trixie’s Tiny Taverna, where we discuss all topics without fear. Last week saw many different fashion trends surface, and eyelashes have become big, I’m so happy … Read more
TEENAGER’S PERIL by Trixie Bloom (composed when 15 years old, grammar left intact!) How I hate being a teenagerThe do’s and the don’tThe wills and the won’tThe certain days when you are not allowed outAnd all that screaming and thumping aboutAnd when the neighbours come to complain‘Oh it’s her time of the month,’ (you’re not … Read more
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