Hi! My name’s Trixie Bloom and I’m an Author and Comedian. I’ve reached a certain stage in life where my hormones are going crazy in all kinds of unexpected ways, and my beautiful flower has turned into a potted plant, so basically, I’m fundraising in order to rejuvenate my slightly worn vagina.
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Hi! My name’s Trixie Bloom and I’m an Author and Comedian. I’ve reached a ce… Trixie Bloom needs your support for Help Trixie rejuvenate her vagina
My vagina is important to me in lots of ways, and I cant imagine life without her, so I’ll be using the funds for a course of hormones and laser vaginal rejuvenation to get my foo foo back to her old sparkly self.
I will be posting regularly about my vagina epilogue on social media, sharing my experiences concerning these subjects I feel women don’t talk (and laugh) about enough.
She used to yodel, but now she gurgles. Let’s get her back to the yodelling.