Trixie Bloom Obituary

Loulou Farquhar aka Trixie Bloom escaped this mortal realm suddenly in the early hours of 4th of May 2022 at the age of 55, at home in La Alpujarra, Andalucia, Spain. She died from heart complications arising from the pollen allergies and bronchitis she’d been suffering from for many years. She will be sorely missed […]

Trixie Bloom is holding a GoFundMe campaign to save her vagina

Hi! My name’s Trixie Bloom and I’m an Author and Comedian. I’ve reached a certain stage in life where my hormones are going crazy in all kinds of unexpected ways, and my beautiful flower has turned into a potted plant, so basically, I’m fundraising in order to rejuvenate my slightly worn vagina. My vagina is […]

Read an eBook week 3-9 March

Readers: Where to Find Books All Trixie Bloom titles are at least 50% off at the following places, and since they are already on sale, that brings the price of Misadventures of a Femme Fatale – Part 1 – Facebook Blues down to an incredible $1.48 !! And Trixercise Part One – Loving Yourself Hurts […]

Trixie’s Tiny Taverna ♥ Episode 3

Trixie’s Tiny Taverna ♥ Episode 3 This week Trixie meets special guest star Daneerys Targarden, from Game of Thrones, and talks about vegetables, Karen Carpenter and bricklaying…   Watch this comedy podcast featuring special guest from Game of Thrones, book reviews and advice on fashion, lifestyle and health and fitness. Full Transcript   Welcome to […]

Trixie’s Tiny Taverna ♥ Episode 1

  Watch this comedy podcast featuring cock twerking, book reviews and advice on fashion, lifestyle and health and fitness. Trixie’s Tiny Taverna – Episode 1 Hello! and welcome to Trixie’s Tiny Taverna, where we discuss all topics without fear. Last week saw many different fashion trends surface, and eyelashes have become big, I’m so happy […]

TEENAGER’S PERIL by Trixie Bloom aged 15 for National Poetry Day

TEENAGER’S PERIL by Trixie Bloom (composed when 15 years old, grammar left intact!) How I hate being a teenagerThe do’s and the don’tThe wills and the won’tThe certain days when you are not allowed outAnd all that screaming and thumping aboutAnd when the neighbours come to complain‘Oh it’s her time of the month,’ (you’re not […]